| The Execumullet - This mullet is a cross between the executive cut and the classic mullet. Also referred to as the Businessman's Safety Cut, this mullet wearer believes that he can go for the classic all-american cut on top and still get away with the lovely locks of a mullet in the back (sadly, he is mistaken.) Characteristically, this mullet wearer is always wearing denim. Most obvious is the stone washed jeans. Look for the tight roll at the bottom, you and I know it went out of style a long time ago but the Execumullet is hanging onto it for dear life. He has to show off his scuffed up Reebok high-tops, you know. Also of note is the molester mustache which accompanies many mullets, especially this odd mutation. |
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The "Hello Newman" Mullet - This is Jerry Seinfeld's interpretation of the celebrity mullet (which comes in many shapes and sizes.) It's difficult to tell what possessed Jerry to go this route, maybe he believes that his fame and celebrity status allow him to commit crimes of a "follicle" nature. Sadly enough, though, his crullet-esqe appearance cannot be condoned in any way, shape, or form. It rivals Kramer's hair as one of the worst cuts on prime time television in the last decade. |
| The Vegas Mullet - This mullet is a product of the entertainment industry of the great city of Las Vegas. Once known for gambling and prostitution, Vegas is fast becoming the City of Mullets. Not only are normal mullet wearers simply drawn to the mecca of sleaziness, mullets of the entertainment industry have been popping up left and right there. As evident from this lovely magician, true Vegas entertainers have, for some odd reason, come to believe that mullets are necessary for success on stage. Let's all hope this is just a fad. Maybe this guy's next trick can be to make his mullet disappear. Abracadabra . . . . . . . . . |
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The Rastlin' Mullet - These mullets are some of the most influential in the world. Broadcast into homes almost every night of the week, the Rastlin Mullet has gained popularity across the board. Ric Flair's mullet (left) is nothing short of a crime against humanity. This mullet is mostly responsible for the development of male mullets between the ages of 5 and 13, but it also has had a profound influence on femullets in their 40's. I think all true wrestling fans yearn for the days of old when a certain Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake would have rectified this situation |
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The "I Think You Missed a Spot" Mullet - Need I even justify this mullet with a description (possibly of alien descent). |
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